Day 1 of The Challenge

Hey, all! Not much has been happening with the 2017 Backpack Challenge for World Vision. There have been a few potholes in the road to here, but most of them have been overtaken (Anybody notice those driving puns?). Everything ran smoothly up until bedtime last night. My dog decided he couldn’t handle sleeping outside with…

2 Days left Squad!

Hey, guys! There are two days left before World Vision’s Backpack Challenge. And I’m getting really EXCITED! If you have no clue what I’m talking about, check out my last Backpack Challenge post right here. So, I’m going to give you the full run down on what’s actually going to be going on in those…

My Edgy Dog

  I just had a major eye-opening moment about my dog. I realised that my dog’s more of an edgy, angsty adolescent than me. He’s moody, anxious and arrogant. He spends all day sleeping and doesn’t like it when he has to exercise. In general, he’s just a terd. Apart from sleeping his hobbies include…

Poetry of the Uttermost Elegance

Don’t Feel Sad (Written by  a very experienced poet) Eh, don’t feel sad, Don’t feel blue, Frankenstein was dumb too.   The 78-Year-Old Man (Written by the same very experienced poet as above) Roses are red, Violets are blue, A 78-year-old man claims to have never worn shoes.   A Very Moving Composition (Written by…

Biggest Mouths on this Side of the Equator

If you’ve ever met my two littlest brothers, you’ll know that they have two of the biggest mouths on this side of the equator. They’ll let the worst things slip at the worst times. They’ll torture you with your secrets until they break you. They’ll leave you crying for your sanity. One time I had…

Flirting 101

Flirting is the weirdest. When I first tried it I actually had to ask my best friend (who happens to be an experienced guy and my life counsellor) how to do it. He was like: “Try not to be awkward.” “Um, mate, I’m the most awkward person that has ever walked the earth. I’m a…

5 Monumental Group Chat Moments

1. Organising things. (My friend would say organising “gathos“) Organising things on any group chat is like taking a pit of fire ants and letting them crawl into your eye sockets. You’re left there, after a failed attempt to organise a beach trip, with a massive headache and the question of why you even bothered…