School Hacks for the Struggling Human

Hello, my good friends, battlers through the horrors of school. It’s starting to hit exam time, and if you’re anything like most students, you’re starting to plan your fake death using WikiHow and working out approximately how many hours you can set aside for sleeping each night (about 3). But, hold on, before you start…

Why I Have the World’s Best Mum

I know I’m slightly late for Mother’s Day but here’s why I have the World’s Best Mum… Before you all give my weird, half-terrified eyes, I must tell you that my mum has no plans to murder any of her children, well, at least I hope. You’ll see why I had to warn you soon.…

How to Survive My Friends

1. Protect your lunch with your life. Don’t leave your lunchbox unattended or hold your food in your hand for more than 0.3 seconds. It has a 99.9% chance of being taken and brutally eaten. 2. Double tie your shoelaces. Possibly the most useful tip here. Double tie your shoelaces to avoid having to tie…

Confessions

1. I never learned to read the time until I was in grade 5. I don’t know why I didn’t learn earlier. I remember being so proud of myself when I finally managed to do it. 2. I’ve never been to Starbucks. I’m so disappointed in myself. Why haven’t I ever been there? WHAT THE…