Confessions

1. I never learned to read the time until I was in grade 5. I don’t know why I didn’t learn earlier. I remember being so proud of myself when I finally managed to do it. 2. I’ve never been to Starbucks. I’m so disappointed in myself. Why haven’t I ever been there? WHAT THE…

Tales from the Backseat of Grandma’s Car

My grandma’s tiny little Subaru has been through a world of pain from the day my grandma drove it home. Karaoke sessions with Adele, Macca’s runs, a vomiting terrier and thousands of bags of groceries and useful “as seen on television” products. Today, I’m going to tell the tales of how my grandma nearly wiped…

Why Everyone Thinks I Can’t Cook

It’s the 28 of March and a beautiful day has sprung from a sleep in all due to the wonder of having exam block. For any of you who have never had an exam block before, it’s a week where you only have to be at school for exams. You get to stay home most…

7 Things I’ll Never Understand

I’m constantly finding things that I simply do not understand. Here’s my top 7: Why people find memes funny. Don’t get me wrong, I love memes. I think memes are magical. But I have no idea why they’re funny most of the time. I’m talking about the memes that literally have a photo of something…

Why I’ll Never Skateboard to School Again

So, this lovely little story starts in the bathroom (Well, that sounds wrong). I was tying up my hair, decided to look at my phone for the time and… oh crap. I was late for my exam. When I say late, I don’t mean actually late. For some reason, I always go into panic mode…