Things to do When You’re Bored

Play with your pupils. I find that this is a very relaxing and intriguing thing to do. And very easy. I like to cover one eye with my hand for around 20 seconds, and then uncover it and watch my pupil shrink in the mirror. I have absolutely no clue how I started doing this, … Continue reading Things to do When You’re Bored


Poetry of the Uttermost Elegance

Don't Feel Sad (Written by  a very experienced poet) Eh, don't feel sad, Don't feel blue, Frankenstein was dumb too. The 78-Year-Old Man (Written by the same very experienced poet as above) Roses are red, Violets are blue, A 78-year-old man claims to have never worn shoes. A Very Moving Composition (Written by a middle-aged … Continue reading Poetry of the Uttermost Elegance